Tennessee

19‐year‐old girlfriend: You’re a silly goose!
19‐year‐old boyfriend: You are too!
19‐year‐old girlfriend: That’s why we are dating!

Memphis, Tennessee

Fat drunk guy: Dude, I would totally kick a couple of chicks in the cunt!

Barley’s
Knoxville, Tennessee

Girl #1: Who was that?
Girl #2, hanging up cell: My boyfriend.
Girl #1: What’d he want?
Girl #2: Tampons.

Tennessee

Overheard by: Jenni

Fratboy wannabe #1, entering coffee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just attacked by Wes.
Fratboy wannabe #2: Who’s Wes? Do I know Wes?
Fratboy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Fratboy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Fratboy wannabe #1: I don’t know. I can’t keep up.

Golden Roast
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Creeped‐out Cara

Ambiguous boy, yelling to friend across hall: And no pictures of me without pants!

High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he’s so gangsta‐gangsta, but he’s not. He’s a wangsta‐wangsta.

Nashville, Tennessee

Adult male to adult female and teen: You know what I told her? I says “you’re a cunt, with a capital K.”

Outside Skateboard Shop
Chattanooga, Tennessee

Dude #1: Dude, are you still drunk?
Dude #2: Maybe a little, how could you tell?
Dude #1: You smell like beer, weed, and hooker spit!

Lecture Hall
University of Tennessee

Overheard by: bluecollarbelle

Girl to friend, walking from their car: Jesus, Amber, nobody thinks you have a penis.

Nashville, Tennessee

Girl #1: So I was wearing a tampon to go swimming yesterday.
Girl #2: Didn’t that hurt your fluffy bits?

Memphis, Tennessee