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Hope You Bitches Saved Me Some Weed

Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on?
Daughter #1: Cause of the pretty moving pictures!
Daughter #2: Yeah! It's like an aquarium, but with Tom Hanks.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kat

  • Posted on July 3, 2020
  • About celebrities, Beauty, Default, Girls, Moms, New Zealand, Questions, Technology, Women
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