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I Even Got Extra Time on My SATs for It.

Cop, helping hobo into jacket inside store: You are not drunk enough to be acting like this. People are going to think you are just mean.
Hobo: I *am* mean!

Sugarhood Smiths
Sugarhood, Utah

  • Posted on July 27, 2015
  • Advice, Compare and contrast, Cops, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Guys, Hobos, Stores, Utah
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