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I Rule This Men's Room!

Impatient father to 5-year-old girl in toilet stall: Mary, hurry up, what are you doing in there?
Mary: I was just thinking about how great I am.

Men's Room, Airport
Fort Myers, Florida

  • Posted on January 23, 2019
  • Airports & flights, Compliments, Dads, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Questions
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