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I Told You When God Closes a Door, He Opens a Window

Father: So, any luck with finding a jacket?
Teenage daughter: No, but somebody tried to sell me drugs.
Father: Well, that’s something.

Victoria Market
Melbourne
Australia

  • Posted on February 7, 2016
  • Australia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Dads, Drugs, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Shopping, Stores, Teens
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