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I'd Ejaculate Prematurely Just to Get out of Her

Dude #1: I was gonna ask her to be my girlfriend.
Dude #2: Why didn't you?
Dude #1: I realized I fucking hate her.

Daly City, California

  • Posted on September 14, 2017
  • California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness
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