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Mostly Because My Mouth Is Full of Flaccid Flesh

Guy to friend: What you should've said was, “Ya know, I don't laugh at you when you can't get your dick hard!”

Decatur, Georgia

  • Posted on February 15, 2016
  • Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Erections, Friends, Georgia, Guys, Penis
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