Girl to friends: Fuck Europe! I got Tanzania all up on my ass!
Atlanta, Georgia
Mother to teen daughter: And then you, me, and your aunt can mount the pillow like last time.
Wal‐Mart
Augusta, Georgia
Overheard by: Annissa
Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!
Georgia Tech
Overheard by: YellowJacketGals
Homeless guy: I have a dream like Martin Luther King. I have a dream that someday it will… rain crack.
Atlanta, Georgia
Fireman: Yeah, so we were all standing around waiting for this suicidal guy to do whatever, and then we got hungry.
Girlfriend: So what did you all do?
Fireman: We went back to the station and made hot dogs.
Girlfriend: What about the guy?
Fireman: I mean, the cops were still there, and we got back before anything happened. Or, well, before anything eventful happened.
Girlfriend: What kind of hot dogs were they?
Target line
Atlanta, Georgia
Little girl pointing to handicapped sink: Mommy, do you know what that’s for?
Mom: It’s a sink for people in wheelchairs, honey.
Little girl: No! It’s where boys pee!
Bathroom, JCPenney’s
Forest Park, Georgia
Overheard by: Kelly
DJ: And we’ll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That’s my movie! That’s my movie!
Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Becca
Mother in bathroom stall with four‐year‐old son: No, no, you’re peeing on mommy. Aim lower! Aim lower!
Chili’s
Augusta, Georgia
Black kindergartener to white teacher: You know, before you were my teacher, I didn’t know white people could be poor.
Atlanta, Georgia
