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My Dad Kept Telling People to Kill Me

Student #1: I told my dad I wanted to be famous, and he told me I should kill someone. I was like, seven.
Student #2: At least he's supportive.

Philedelphia University, Pennsylvania

  • Posted on February 5, 2019
  • Advice, Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Murder, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Students, Stupidity, Wishes
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