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Not Even Doggy-Style?

Girl: But she said you were cute.
Guy: Yeah but it’s like: puppies are cute, but you don’t fuck a puppy.

New York City
New York

Overheard by: I’m more of a cat person…

  • Posted on January 19, 2022
  • Animals, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Sex, Words
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