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Notice the Bite Marks on My Shoulder

Girl: Kelly from work just texted me.
Guy: She's the really nice one, right?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Who's the one who's not nice?
Girl: Everyone else.

Frederick, Maryland

  • Posted on December 27, 2015
  • Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Maryland, Questions, Texting
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