Now Finish Your Lollipop and Don't Contradict Me Again

Mom: He'll have chocolate ice cream with rainbow sprinkles and gummy bears.
Five-year-old son: But I want the blue ice cream!
Mom: Honey, the blue is cotton candy ice cream. You can't have it…it's pure sugar.

Coldstone Creamery
Carlsbad, California

Overheard by: Amused Employee