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Now I Only Eat It

Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.

University of Miami
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Stosh

  • Posted on June 27, 2023
  • Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Druggies, Drugs, Florida, Guys, Questions, Smoking, Time Management
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