Oooh, Imagine How Sweaty Her Hand Got!

Weird guy: Did you guys have fun last night?
Weirder guy: Oh, yeah. She jerked me off. But I'm allergic to latex, so she used neoprene gloves from the lab where she works.
Weird guy: Niiiice.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: That sounds so unpleasant.