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The EMTs Can Just Pull Him Out From Under It

Preppy Asian chick on cell: I don't care if he's dying. I'm not going to move my car from a parking spot.

University of Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

  • Posted on August 7, 2018
  • Asians, Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, On the phone, Preppies, Weirdness
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