Girlfriend: I Wish My Boyfriend Wasn’t Such a Racist

Asian teen boy: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/um.html

Overheard by: wellll… Your kids probably won’t either

Posted on January 10, 2025
Asians, Body parts, Gripes, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Hey, Just because It’s a Stereotype Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Appreciate a Nice Lawn

Asian guy: Goddamn, that shooter down in the US is gonna give Asians a bad name. Quiet Asian guys will only be able to stay silent for five minutes before people get suspicious.
Mexican guy: Join the club. Down in the US people only think of us as cheap landscapers.
Asian guy: I don?t think we have a lot of Mexicans here.
Mexican guy: That must be why your lawns look so shitty.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/28/blacks-and-arabs-break-out-into-dance/

Posted on September 8, 2023
Asians, Gripes, Overheard at McGill, Race

Will I Get My Damage Deposit Back?

Asian native to man with whom she’s holding hands: How do I replace you?

Spain

Overheard by: emily

Posted on August 20, 2023
Asians, Questions, Spain

But I Don't See Either on the Menu

Serious Asian dude: I don't like angry soul food bitches. I like happy soul food bitches.

Maryland

Overheard by: Neither nor

Posted on August 6, 2022
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Guys, Happiness, Maryland

Have You Tried Looking for It with GPS?

Fat girl filling out paperwork: Did I have any problems with my pregnancy? No. Well…I lost the baby…
Asian friend: Oh, well…just put “no.”

Planned Parenthood
San Diego, California

Overheard by: CINDI

Posted on June 30, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

Though As a History Tutor, She’s Subpar

Asian student on cell: Yeah, yeah. He know her long time. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. She better than stripper.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on June 28, 2022
Asians, Gossip, Massachusetts, On the phone

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I've got it! So, heat rises, right? So it's probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it's cold, and that's why you don't think it's cold, even though it's freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit!

Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California

Posted on May 19, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weather

But Isn’t an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb