But I Don’t See Either on the Menu

Serious Asian dude: I don’t like angry soul food bitches. I like happy soul food bitches.

Maryland

Overheard by: Neither nor

Posted on August 6, 2022
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Guys, Happiness, Maryland

Have You Tried Looking for It with GPS?

Fat girl filling out paperwork: Did I have any problems with my pregnancy? No. Well…I lost the baby…
Asian friend: Oh, well…just put “no.”

Planned Parenthood
San Diego, California

Overheard by: CINDI

Posted on June 30, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

Though As a History Tutor, She’s Subpar

Asian student on cell: Yeah, yeah. He know her long time. Yeah, uh‐huh. Yeah. She better than stripper.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on June 28, 2022
Asians, Gossip, Massachusetts, On the phone

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat rises, right? So it’s probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit!

Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California

Posted on May 19, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weather

But Isn’t an All‐Male Choir Kinda Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all‐male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb

Posted on March 29, 2022
Asians, Body parts, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Guys, Orgasm, Singing, Washington, Weirdness, Whiteys

She Won’t Accept the Solution I Worked Out

Nerdy Asian guy: My friend is having a problem…
Drunk Asian guy: Can you solve it with your penis?

UCLA
California

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on January 26, 2022
Advice, Asians, California, Penis

If I Get Good Grades This Semester?

Asian girl: Can I have two penises?

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Posted on January 10, 2022
Asians, California, Penis, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

I’ll Do a Chinese American Dance in Sweats, and That’s My Final Offer

Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html

Overheard by: ad’a

Posted on December 16, 2021
Asians, Dancing, Guys, Overheard at Cornell

Don’t All Women Talk Shit Behind Your Back?

Asian guy #1: She’s the kind of woman who stands to the side, but she’s also the kind of woman who talks shit behind your back.
Asian guy #2: Yeah, traditional Asian bitch.

UCSD
San Diego, California

Posted on October 8, 2021
Asians, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Guys, Insults

With My Tongue

Asian woman: You know, I’m not normally a lesbian. I was just scoping out the competition last night!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on September 27, 2021
Asians, Default, Games, New Zealand, Sexuality, Women, Words

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