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Then I'd Punch Her in the Face

Guy to friend: If I walked in on you making out with my little sister I would punch you in the face! But then I would be like, “Eh…she could do worse.”

Amherst, Massachusetts

  • Posted on March 28, 2009
  • Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Massachusetts, Relationships, Threats
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