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And He Was All, “But I’m Just the Babysitter!”

Lady to friend: So I told him… ten dollars for a hand job!
Friend: Good for you! What an asshole!

Ashland & North Ave
Chicago, Illinois

  • Posted on April 24, 2022
  • Compliments, Default, Friends, Illinois, Insults, Money, Offers and requests, Sex, Women
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