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Do Girls Have Penises? Discuss

[Chick #1 drops purse, condom falls out.]Chick #2: [Hands it back.] I didn’t know you had a penis.
Chick #1: I’m just being prepared.
Chick #2: In case you grow a penis?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

  • Posted on February 6, 2026
  • Chicks, Colorado, Comebacks, Condoms, Penis, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teens, Threats
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