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Explorers Are Born, Not Made

Child: Mommy, mommy, my hand smells like butt!
Mother: Why does your hand smell like butt, honey?
Child: I put my hand in my butt.

Department Store
Davis, California

Overheard by: Arlene

  • Posted on July 16, 2023
  • Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women
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