Hawaii

But Odds Are You Still Aren't Paying Attention

Flight attendant, concluding pre-flight safety spiel: For those of you who paid attention: Thank you. And for those of you who did not: Good luck.

International Airport
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Eric Dean

Posted on August 1, 2008
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Hawaii, Public transportation

Baby Needs a New Pair of Clear Heels

Hooker: Hey baby, you looking for a good time?
Guy: Haha, hell no.
Hooker: Fine. All right then. Next!

Waikiki, Hawaii

Posted on May 18, 2008
Guys, Hawaii, Hooker, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex