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That, or a Phone.

Teacher: Who knows what the word “cell” means?
4th-grader: Oh, I do, I do! It's a tiny thing like a jelly doughnut! Except instead of jelly, there's blood!

Elementary School
Washington, DC

  • Posted on December 8, 2018
  • Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC, Words
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