Queer: Oh my god, did you see Andy in that hat?
Fag hag: Yeah!
Queer: Doesn’t he know that a cowboy hat that big is an unequivocal call for anal sex?
New Haven, Connecticut
Queer: Oh my god, did you see Andy in that hat?
Fag hag: Yeah!
Queer: Doesn’t he know that a cowboy hat that big is an unequivocal call for anal sex?
New Haven, Connecticut
Girl #1, listening to John Denver: This is a great song. Especially if you're gay. You should have this at your wedding.
Girl #2: Well, if I marry a gay guy, it'll be great.
Phildelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl: So I think he's taken our relationship a step further.
Gay friend: Oh! What, did he ask you out?
Girl: No.
Gay friend: Did he finally tell you he likes you?
Girl: No! Nothing like that.
Gay friend: Then what?
Girl: He started talking to me exclusively in D&D jargon!
Gay friend: See, this is why we have different tastes in men.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Doesn't play D&D
