But in a Nice Way

Nun: I just keep hoping that our governor gets assassinated.

Bradley International Airport
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 24, 2025
Connecticut, Nuns, Violence

Ancient Order of Hibernians: Doh!

Chick: You see that banner? Okay, well, you see at the bottom where it says, ‘Friendship, Unity, Christian charity’? Now, I can spell, but I still think that they should reconsider their title when the acronym turns out to be F-U-C-C… Oh, come on, I can’t be the only one who finds that funny.

Connecticut

Overheard by: L. M.

Posted on March 27, 2025
Chicks, Connecticut, Words

Or Just Go Ahead and Freak Ou t– Might Be Fun

Girl #1: If I see one more blonde girl, I am going to freak out.
Girl #2: You know what you should do? Move to Africa.

Hartford, Connecticut

Posted on February 17, 2025
Advice, Chicks, Connecticut

In What Sense Have I “Got” Brad Pitt?

Professor: So, say that you’ve got Brad Pitt… And Angelina got eaten by a giant cobra. And it’s maybe a year later and Brad’s kind of eyeing Jen, and she’s eyeing Vince, and maybe he has an affair with Claire Danes. And now Brad asks you to write an elegy for Angelina. What problems might you run into?

Medieval Literature class
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 2, 2025
Connecticut, Education, Teachers

A Hung Jury

Guy: Well, I’m not gay.
Girl: The jury is still out on that.
Guy: Fine. Let me know when the jury gets in.
Girl: Let me know when you have sex again!

Derby, Connecticut

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on November 1, 2024
Connecticut, Friends, Gossip

Because If So, You’ll Have to Add the Sexy Dance

Little girl, singing: Hey! I’m a crazy bitch, but I fuck so good you’re on top of it when you dream of doing me all night…
Father: What the fuck?! Are you trying to get taken by the social worker?!

Food Court, Connecticut Post Mall
Milford, Connecticut