Black guy: You keep hearing about how racist Britain’s getting, it’s pretty scary.
White girlfriend: Oh, totally. I think that before anyone in that country over 40 is allowed to make a public statement they should take a test that’s like “is this quaint, or just racist?” and if they fail they shouldn’t be allowed to say anything.
Black guy: That would be an awesome game show.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
60‐year‐old journalism professor: Oh, the choking game? Heh… I play that all the time.
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Tall adolescent: Peach sucks. Daisy’s okay, but peach sucks.
Short adolescent: See, I’ve always been more of a toad fan. Even if he does look kind of like a circumcised wang.
Tall adolescent: Oh, you.
Missoula, Montana
Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”
Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas
Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game?
Female professor: Which one? I’ve played many penis games.
Greek Myth Class
Illinois Wesleyan University
Overheard by: problem
Asian woman: You know, I’m not normally a lesbian. I was just scoping out the competition last night!
Christchurch
New Zealand
Skinny Asian kid buying 24‐pack of Keystone Light, to friend: I dunno man. I’ve never played beer pong against a black dude before.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379793885/you-dont-know-what-youre-missing.html
Overheard by: Ian
Male golfer to 20‐something son and his girlfriend: See, that’s the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!
The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida
Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html
Overheard by: momo
Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?
English Class
Arcadia, California
Overheard by: Sam
