Girl: Do you know what a pearl necklace is?
Woman: I didn’t learn about any of that shit until I worked on the Senate floor.
Kokomo’s
Linglestown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: M.J.M.
Girl: Do you know what a pearl necklace is?
Woman: I didn’t learn about any of that shit until I worked on the Senate floor.
Kokomo’s
Linglestown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: M.J.M.
Bouncer: I don’t know… Do you have another piece of ID on you?
Blonde: No, but go ahead, ask me anything!
Bouncer: Why don’t your shoes match your skirt?
London, Ontario
Canadia
20-something in pink heels, on a Saturday afternoon: God, I’m like frickin walk of shame Barbie right now.
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Coworker #1: I don’t even know what on a penis you would even pierce.
Coworker #2: I don’t, either. Let me text my brother-in-law and ask him. Maybe I can get him to send us a picture of his.
Eye clinic
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: also interested
Hipster girl pointing at piece of art: So, do you want to get it?
Hipster guy: Nah, we’ll get it somewhere else. I hate when people ask you, ‘Where did you get that?’ and you’re like, ‘Ikea…’
Ikea
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Preppy girl #1: Wow, now we all have the same necklace! We should all wear them the next time we go out!
Preppy girl #2: Yeah! We’d be like the Power Rangers or something!
Preppy girl #3: Or we’d be like douchebags.
Eastern Market
Washington, DC
Overheard by: office peon does d.c.
Chick #1: Look, I’m wearing orange!
Chick #2: Fuck you! You just did that to piss me off, didn’t you?!
Chick #1: Yeah…
Downers Grove, Illinois
Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah — I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: Kim
Chick #1 exiting bathroom stall: I can’t believe I’m getting my gun tomorrow.
Chick #2: Yeah… Too bad they can’t put color in it. It’s going to be pretty ugly.
Chick #1: It’s a gun.
Chick #2: Doesn’t mean it has to be ugly.
Chick #1: Yeah, it would be cool in purple.
Grand Junction, Colorado
Lady to hubby: So, I’ve finally decided: for my interviews I’m not gonna get a new purse. I’m just gonna get a really nice fanny pack.
Pacifica, California
