Israel

Israelis Will Even Give You an Argument About That

Drunk black gangster guy, on Tel Aviv centennial celebration: I am Moses! I am Moses!
(traffic light changes, he throws arms up in air) Israelis, you may now walk!

Tel Aviv
Israel

Overheard by: E-lad

The Only Difference between Heaven and Hell

Old lady on cell in crowded train: Yes, I’m here in a sardine tin, but everyone is really nice…

Tel-Aviv
Israel

Overheard by: claustrophobic

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