Overheard in Jackson

Dude: Man, it’s just that some people got what 1992 was all about and some people didn’t. I’m one of the ones that got it, and she’s not, so no, we’re not going out again.


Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.


Overheard by: Ian

Man: I feel it more in my shoulders than in my colon.
Woman: I don’t feel it in my colon either!