Warm Syrup Seemed Like a Great Idea–at First

Young mother to four-year-old boy: C'mon, sweetie, let's wash your hands.
Sarcastic father: Yeah, dude, you're disgusting.
Boy (increasingly louder): Yes. I am disgusting. You know what else is disgusting? My penis!

Hammond, Louisiana

Overheard by: The Only Small Press in Bumfuck