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At Least Take a Bite of This Apple

Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

  • Posted on November 8, 2019
  • Bimbettes, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Religious fanatics, Sex, Students, Wishes, Yeahhh, college!
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