Chick on cell: Let us shower together, damned sheep!

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McNasty

(two college girls walking down M Street towards Georgetown)
Girl #1: You look cute. I like your dress.
Girl #2: Yeah…I didn’t shower.

Overheard by:

Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?

The Urban School
San Francisco, California