Oh, Leave Ethan Hawke Alone.

Guy to another: Why's he bother to wash his clothes, anyway, if he smells that bad and doesn't bother to bathe?

Laundromat
Catskill, New York

Overheard by: Amie

Posted on May 12, 2019
Bathing, Cleanliness, Clothes, Gossip, Guys, New York, Questions, Sensory experiences

Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!

Little girl: Mommy, can I have a bubble bath?
Mother: No, it makes your vagina hurt.

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: i guess that's a valid reason.

Posted on July 29, 2015
Bathing, Florida, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Vagina

Oh, Crap, This One’s a Tattoo!

Dude: Hey, man, do I have any more swastikas on my face? I tried to wash them all off…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: zak

Posted on July 24, 2015
Bathing, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Wouldn't You Much Rather Blow Someone Lemon-Scented?

Drunk man: I may not have a home, but I'm not like homeless homeless…I take showers and usually smell good.
Drunk woman: And what does this have to do with blowjobs?

Pub
Orange County, California

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 29, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Bathing, BJs, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions

Don’t Try to Change Me, Baby

Lady to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/id_like_men_to_master_those_ta.html

Posted on June 13, 2015
Bathing, Gossip, Ladies who lunch, Overheard in Minneapolis

When Aesop Tried Peyote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhinoceros is not pleased that you've clogged the bathtub drain with jam and celery. She's quite angry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you involuntarily committed to a mental institution?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 11, 2015
Animals, Bathing, Birds, Colleges & Universities, Food, Friends, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Mental illnesses, New York, Questions, Weirdness

I Had to Replicate the Nitrogen Cycle in My Pants

Chick in stall, after biochemistry exam: Thank god that’s over. Now I can finally take a shower.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/collegethe-sights-sounds-smells.html

Overheard by: a [clean] student

Posted on November 28, 2014
Bathing, Overheard in Philly, Students

The Wrong Way to Spice Up Your Marriage

Guy: So Stacy comes in and finds me screaming in the shower.
Friend: Wow!
Guy: Yeah, there are some places you should just never touch after cutting Habanero peppers.

Men's Room
Garrison, New York

Overheard by: mark

Posted on November 12, 2014
Bathing, Default, Food, Guys, New York, Restroom, Weirdness

Bathing

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!