Conductor: I don’t wee in your house, so you don’t wee in my station.
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Conductor: I don’t wee in your house, so you don’t wee in my station.
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Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!
Clapham Common Post Office
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Reporter guy: If he is guilty, take his chandeliers.
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Announcement over PA system: If any patients have left their shoes in reception, please come and collect them before they are destroyed.
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