South Carolina

But Now I Understand Why Your Pants Are Always Wet

Tall balding guy: You know how you can eat so much and be so full that when you take a piss you can't even see your dick?
Friend: No.

Greenville, South Carolina

Overheard by: could not stop laughing

Posted on June 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Guys, Pee, Penis, Questions, South Carolina

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

And All These People Were Lying on Me

Sorority ditz: It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, I was just too drunk.

USC
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Sorority types, South Carolina, Wishes

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words