South Carolina

And All These People Were Lying on Me

Sorority ditz: It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, I was just too drunk.

USC
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Sorority types, South Carolina, Wishes

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

In South Carolina, Getting a Piece of Tail Involves Surgery

Teenage waitress telling baby boomer male customer her medical issues: Yeah, and I got this tail thing right here. (points at lower back) It looks like I'm growing a tail.

Fatz Cafe
Lexington, South Carolina

Posted on September 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Employees, Restaurants, South Carolina, Teens, Weirdness

You're Getting Thinner with Every Stomach Spasm!

Drunk girl to another drunk girl puking at the curb: Girl, it's okay girl. You're still cute, girl.

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on August 6, 2008
Beauty, Body parts, Compliments, Default, Drunks, Girls, South Carolina