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What You Never Knew About Clark Kent's Upbringing

Daddy: If you don't eat…
Three-year-old boy: You'll hit my butt? I like it when you hit my butt, it feels good on my super wee-wee!

Chick-fil-A
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: Carrie

  • Posted on August 4, 2009
  • Ass, Dads, Food, Kids, Parenting, Restaurants, Sensory experiences, Should have used a condom, South Carolina, Threats, Violence, Weirdness
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