Persian guy #1: So are you going to go out with her again?
Persian guy #2: Yeah, she's a cool girl, man. She likes techno and brands…

Los Angeles, California

Teacher during earthquake drill: Guys, if we die right now, I love you!

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Kelsey

Dude playing Wii: That’s gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ