…And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Posted on July 19, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Books, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Pop culture, Porn, Sexuality, Shopping

Where You Will Be Directed to a Photo of Me Flipping the Bird

Pilot: And if you have any comments or questions, go ahead and look me up on Facebook.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 26, 2026
Canadia, Default, Internet, Offers and requests, Pilots

And Stalk All My Classmates Before September

Mother: You got into college!
Teenage daughter: I can finally join Facebook!

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on May 27, 2026
Colorado, Default, Education, Girls, Happiness, Internet, Moms, Teens

And Had a Dream About It.

Thug on cell: Fuck off, man. Don’t even try arguing with me. I’m a fucking expert on this shit. I wikipedia-ed it last night.

Carousel Mall
Syracuse, New York

Posted on December 31, 2025
Advice, Bragging, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Internet, Malls, New York, On the phone, Thugs

And Barricading the Door When I Came to Office Hours

Girl: He stopped calling on me in class for a while after I started his fan club on facebook.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on December 25, 2025
Default, Education, Girls, Illinois, Internet

It Has Something to Do with Al Gore…

Girl: Yeah, there’s a Facebook group called ‘I’m a fermata, hold me.’
Professor: What?
Girl: You know, Facebook? YouTube?
Professor: What?!
Girl: You know, like, the Internet?
Professor: I know about the Internet! I know!

Sarah Lawrence College
New York