Overheard at Western

Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so… Actually, maybe not lions. They’re pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah, we’d probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.


Overheard by: ryan

Guy: Yeah, that whole pot-smoking thing? I totally started it!


Overheard by: kate & matt

Student: It's not physical, but it's ineffable.
Professor: What does it mean? To eff something?


Overheard by: Ian

Guy: Man, if failing was the new pass, I’d be doing so good.


Overheard by: lauren