Random girl in hallway: If you have a stuffy nose and are in an elevator with someone who just farted, but you don’t know they did, does it still smell bad?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Jen
Random girl in hallway: If you have a stuffy nose and are in an elevator with someone who just farted, but you don’t know they did, does it still smell bad?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Jen
Student: Isn’t all truth metaphysical by this standard?
Law professor: Are you stoned?
UC Hastings
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Loving this
Woman, discussing Star Trek: It’s like, I don’t give a crap about the stupid Falcon death trap.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: MoMo
Seven‐year‐old boy: Just because he’s a kid doesn’t mean he should not have to moisturize his hair.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: sandy
Teen girl #1: Isn’t that, like, dangerous?
Teen girl #2: Well, yeah, but I’m at the point in my life where getting wasted is more important than not dying.
Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Upset 20‐something girl: I don’t like things where things are things inside of things!
Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zywiec
Man to another, letting him board bus first: I always say, ‘Age before beauty.‘
Bus driver: I always say, ‘Somebody get on the damn bus.’
Bus, Belmont Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Bardley
Guy: I think the reason I’m attracted to lesbians is their indifference to men.
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/05/girl-on-girl-action-not-factor.html
Hobo #1: Man, you never even realize it — you start to watch The Price Is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then bam — you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
Hobo #2: Yeah, man. For me it was Cops.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/csi_will_be_my_fate.html
Guy to another: Running naked with a sword is just not a good idea.
Guelph
Canadia
