Queer guy to queer friend: I’ll be the monkey if you’ll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/127773.html
Queer guy to queer friend: I’ll be the monkey if you’ll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/127773.html
Dad balancing bird toy on middle finger, to seven-year-old son: This is dad's magic finger. He uses it when driving.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/223374.html
Trendy mother to three-year-old girl: No, tequila isn’t sex. Tequila is tequila.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/231325.html
Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/168856.html
