Overheard in Melbourne’s Journal

Movies to Fuck To

Guy looking at picture of Daniel Craig modeling watches: Did you ever get to see Casino Royale? What did you think?
Chick: I don’t really know. I was kinda too busy having sex during it.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/152235.html

Posted on February 6, 2016
Friends, Gossip, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

It’s Like How Some People Only Smoke When They Drink

Gentleman: See, this is the thing — I have a couple of drinks, and then I think, ‘Hmmm… Spiro’s cock up my arse…’

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/243261.html

Posted on July 22, 2015
Australia, Backdoor, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

Then Who’ll Be the Man in the Yellow Hat?

Queer guy to queer friend: I’ll be the monkey if you’ll be the old lady.

Melbourne
Australia
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/127773.html

Posted on December 3, 2013
Australia, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Queers, Roleplay

This One Used to Be Magic, Until the Bookie Broke It

Dad balancing bird toy on middle finger, to seven-year-old son: This is dad's magic finger. He uses it when driving.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/223374.html

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Dads, Default, Family ties, Guys, Magic, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal