Although Either Can Make You Sick

Trendy mother to three-year-old girl: No, tequila isn’t sex. Tequila is tequila.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/231325.html

Posted on September 4, 2025
Drinking & drunks, Moms, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

The Bitch Kept Inking Us

Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/168856.html

Posted on April 22, 2025
Animals, Chicks, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Questions, Undies

Some People Take the Metric System Too Far

Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html

Posted on June 8, 2023
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

And Made Her Compare the Two Videos

Guy: Yeah, no, she dumped me.
Friend: Why?
Guy: Dunno, but I think it was ’cause I said her sister was better in bed.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/171640.html

Posted on February 11, 2022
Guys, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Relationships

I Like the Colors in My LSD Trip to Arrive in a Predictable Sequence

Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? Why?
Young woman: Well, I mean… It’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276471272/where-do-yield-signs-take-her.html

Overheard by: that makes one of us

Posted on December 24, 2021
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Questions, Sensory experiences, Women

Awww… Is Somebody Jealous?

Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh…
Boss: What’s the planned date of completion?
Worker: … May?
Boss: Hope you’ve done a risk analysis.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/180395.html

Posted on August 28, 2021
Coworkers, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Time Management

To Ruin Someone's Political Career?

15-year-old boy, covered in makeup: Why would you take photos if they aren't for MySpace?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/178950.html

Posted on March 14, 2021
Fashion, MySpace, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

But Pitch This to the Americans — They’ll Love It!

Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I’m not going to run it… Well, I’m not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up — that’s just a little weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.

Univeristy of Melbourne
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/116635.html

Posted on June 29, 2020
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, On the phone, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

It’s Good to Have Plans

Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/150318.html

Posted on May 6, 2020
Drunks, Kink, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Poop

I Always Wanted That Gift Too, but Never Got It

Girl on cell: I know it’s your birthday… but it’s my ass!

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/158402.html

Posted on March 10, 2017
Ass, On the phone, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

Overheard in Melbourne’s Journal