Rhode Island

Soccer mom to group of children: Okay, who's dead?
Several of the children, excitedly: I'm dead! I'm dead!

Outisde Trinity Rep
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Woman, crossing in front of two Scouts: Shit! Oh, I'm sorry!
Scout to another: We could top that.

Slatersville, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Ben Jam'in

Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M agrees