Rhode Island

Scary emo girl, pointing at friend: What am I? Say it! Say it! What am I? Say it!
Bullied emo guy, quietly: You're a delicate emo angel.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Female Brown student #1: That lab class is so stupid.
Female Brown student #2: Yeah. Harry Potter had the best labs.
Female Brown student #1, sighing: I wish this was Hogwarts.

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Sadie

Asian kid: Damn, I can't do math.
Non-Asian kid: Somehow I doubt that.

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Jesse

Girl: So we decided to be friends.
Friend: Wait, in real life or on Facebook?

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: krr

Soccer mom to group of children: Okay, who's dead?
Several of the children, excitedly: I'm dead! I'm dead!

Outisde Trinity Rep
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Woman, crossing in front of two Scouts: Shit! Oh, I'm sorry!
Scout to another: We could top that.

Slatersville, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Ben Jam'in

Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M agrees

Math professor: In Russia, if something is not allowed and you want it really bad, you can do it.

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Professor: Man, I'm sick of this lecture. Let's just leave.

Johnson and Wales University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Misaki

Female voice over speakerphone: Maybe you shouldn’t listen to me. I just reached into my glass of milk to retrieve a cookie that I accidentally dropped to the bottom during dunking. Now I am covered in milk. I’ve got milk hands!
Fraternity guy: I thought you were trying to make your own metaphor, like “I don’t see the glass as half empty or half full, I see my hand in it retrieving cookies.”

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Wants No Part Of This