Vagina

Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/

Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin

Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M agrees