Vagina

(guy grabs girl's hand and licks cotton candy off her finger and licks finger)
Girl: Be careful, you don't where these fingers have been.
Guy: Well, I know last night they were in your vagina.
Girl: Shhh! People can hear you!
Guy: No one's even listening to us!

San Diego, California

Two-year-old girl: Mommy! You have hair on your vagina!

Restroom
Washington, DC