Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Hoochie: I would never get my clit pierced there.
O’Bannon’s Bar
College Station, Texas
Four-year-old boy: So, girls have ‘ginas, and boys have penises?
Mom: Um, yes, hon.
Four-year-old boy: You have a ‘gina?
Mom: Yes, honey. Shhh.
Four-year-old boy: Girls at school have ‘ginas? Teachers have ‘ginas?
Mom: Yes, honey. Now shush.
Four-year-old boy, contemplating: I always wanted to see one of those.
Phoenix, Arizona
Hootchie at pool table: Believe me, there is nothing coming out of my vagina!
Jake’s Saloon
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: MoNkEyPoX
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Frat boy: So, last night I had a dream, and I was eating pussy. Of course, it was a caramelized pussy…
Goshen, Connecticut
Overheard by: sweet and sour
Drunk guy: Your vag is made of butter!
Drunk girl: What?!
Drunk guy: Your vag is made of butter!
Drunk girl and friend: Ewww!
Drunk guy: Yeah, I know — that’s so bad!
Queen Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ras
Drunk blonde to brunette friend: I don’t think I can fuck tonight. I have a stinky pussy.
The West House Bar
Roseville, California
Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!
