It's So Hard to Find Cheap Storage in the City

Guy reading iPhone: IT sez here some gal in Fort Meyers was arrested and later found to have a knife hidden in her vagina.
Friend: I could go with that…

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Café con leche

Posted on April 3, 2022
Crimes, Florida, Guys, Vagina, Violence

Tonight's Movie: Bend It Like Bitchy

Girl wearing cleats: What would you do if I cleated you in the vagina?
Friend: Why would you do that?
Girl wearing cleats: No, really, like what if I cleated you right in the labia?

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on March 9, 2022
Body parts, Default, Friends, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Vagina, Weirdness

Maybe Just Take It to a George Clooney Movie

Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: K

Posted on February 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, San Francisco, Toys, Vagina, Words

John Lennon's “Imagine” Went Through Several Preliminary Drafts

Blonde girl: Haha, imagine if my flange was a romantic love chasm… It's more of a cheeky fuckhole.

Loughborough
England

Overheard by: Gibson

Posted on February 15, 2022
Chicks, Compare and contrast, England, Feelings, Sex, Vagina

When the Elderly Are Exposed to Adam Corolla

Old lady to grown daughter: Well you know what your brother's problem is? He's pussy-whipped!

San Jose, California

Posted on January 20, 2022
California, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Questions, Vagina, Women

With the Possible Exception of the Dominant Chord

Professor: So, how was survey of western music?
Girl: It was terrible: someone would always find a way to bring up gender issues. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but eighteenth century tonal music doesn’t give a shit about your vagina.

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York