Since It Squirted Me

Queer #1: Ugh. All I know is that pussy smells like ass. I tried once in high school, and I was all, ‘Oooh, that smells like ass!’ and so I tried one more time, and it still smelled like ass.
Queer #2: Well, we know one thing for sure — your ass must smell like pussy.

Cleo’s, Chicago Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: EEE

Posted on March 18, 2023
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Illinois, Queers, Sensory experiences, Vagina

… While Mine’s in the Shop

Chick to friend: Man, you’ve gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone’s vagina.

Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska

Overheard by: Tabs

Posted on January 24, 2023
Alaska, Chicks, Vagina

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia

Posted on January 5, 2023
Australia, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, STDs, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

Cue the Commodores

Girl to friend: I can’t believe I fell asleep next to your vagina. I woke up and my face was next to your brick wall. [Kisses friend.] I love your brick wall.

Caribou Coffee
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Bardley

Posted on December 18, 2022
Default, Girls, Gripes, Illinois, Restaurants, Vagina, Words

Why Is That Always Your Question?

College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren't going to stuff your crotch, are you?

Melbourne University
Australia

Posted on December 9, 2022
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Friends, Pop culture, Sorority types, Vagina, Wishes

Vagina

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.