Guy exiting art class to female friend: I sleep through that whole class. It's all I can do.
Girl: What about when she asks attendance questions?
Guy: Well, I wake up for that part. It's just… God, I hate her! She's always talking about vaginas! And I'm just like, “Hello! I know what a vagina looks like!”
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Renizzle
Woman on cell: You know, Corey, when I get a call at work saying my son has been stabbed, I expect it to be more than just a puncture wound. Don't waste my time with that shit.
Florence, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jesus Freak
Drunk girl: You cough up a ring, and I'll cough up my vagina.
Sacramento, California
Girl on cell: I hope that I am never in the position where I need to ask your mother about your sister's vagina, my dear.
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Sara
Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/
Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.
Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M agrees
Girl: My cooter smells like Zoodles…
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
(guy grabs girl's hand and licks cotton candy off her finger and licks finger)
Girl: Be careful, you don't where these fingers have been.
Guy: Well, I know last night they were in your vagina.
Girl: Shhh! People can hear you!
Guy: No one's even listening to us!
San Diego, California
