Mom to three‐year‐old son under the table: Whatcha’ doin’ under there, buddy?
Three‐year‐old son: Playing volleyball.
Dad: Volleyball? Smells like you’re pooping your pants.
Three‐year‐old son, giggling: I am.
Three‐year‐old son’s sister to friend: See, I told you it wasn’t the food.
Los Tres Amigos Mexican Restaurant
Michigan
Overheard by: Scott