Drunk girl: I've seen a horse sit on a goddamn toilet!
Pimlico Race Course
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Rachel Isadora
Cat being carried by a morning walker: Meaow! Meaow meaow!
Morning walker: Yeah yeah yeah, okay. Then what happened?
Cat: Meaow!
Morning walker: Really? So what did you do?
Joggers Park
Vashi, Bombay
India
