Eavesdrop DC

Woman deli worker to male worker: Three dollar juice? Shit, what are you, a millionaire?

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Guy to another: Dude, she's way out of your league. She's in the Majors and you're a tee-ball coach with questionable photos on your computer.

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Hobo to suits who ignore his panhandling: Yeah?! Well, at least I never lied on my income taxes!

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