Eavesdrop DC

Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/dont-we-all.html

Overheard by: Jon

(in the atrium at the HQ of one of the national intelligence agencies)
Young woman to female buddy: It just wasn't meant to be. He refused to self-actualize me…

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/maybe-hes-cylon.html

Overheard by: Ian

Hobo to suits who ignore his panhandling: Yeah?! Well, at least I never lied on my income taxes!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2006/08/beggars-cant-be-choosers-but-they-can.html